wow thats so funny thanks facebook
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
Fitch, please.
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
WALKING UP THE STEPS IN THE DARK IS THE MOST HORRIFYING EXPERIENCE
(Source: simplydisney)